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1st joke will suit Facebook and Whatsapp the best. You can
dedicate it to group/page admin on both the sites. Here is the joke:
Admin please add two numbers: 8793647839 and 9474896025
Admin: Sure, let me do it real quick
8793647839+9474896025= 18268543864
Yesterday someone was bragging on high level. As per him iron cuts iron,
diamond cuts diamond. In the meantime one dog came from behind and bite him.
End of bragging
Mobile Phone ki lat na puchiye Galib!
Ek chauthai zindgi to screen to upr niche ragdne me guzaar di hai
Translation to English: Don’t ask how habitual I am for mobile phone.
Have spent nearly 1/4th life in just swapping the screen up and down
only
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Check out some of the best Nepali Jock Collection below:
Bill Gates (Furti Laudai): Yadi bihan m aapno car ma ghabraaht hinde
beluka samm panni aapno purai property ghum bhyaaudin
Rakesh (Haansde): M sang pani pahila tystai
thotro car thiyo, maile t bechi diye
Aeuta biheko patima DJ le saudhyo: Music katti belasam bjaaunuprne??
Host: 9/10 peg laaulenj samm bajaunus tespachi..sabe genreteroko
aavajmaane naachn thaalchan
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Nepali Chutkila
One day boy came home early from school.
Mom: Why are you early today?
Son: I killed one mosquito today
Mom: your school pays this much attention for a mosquito??
Son: Actually the mosquito was sat on madam’s
chick
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In an arranged marriage, one meeting was decided between two families. Boy’s
family was too decent.
Boy: What is your qualification?
Girl: MF IAS
Boy didn’t ask anything more as he thought if he asks much about this
degree then girl’s family may have bad impression that he don’t know about
degrees even. So they went away and marriage was fixed and done.
After marriage, boy finally asked the girl.
What is MF, IAS?
Girl: Matric Fail in All Subjects
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Wife: When we were newly married couple then whenever I used to prepare something
you use to feed me a lot.
Husband: So?
Wife: Now you don’t do that anymore
Husband: Now you have learned to cook food
properly
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A girl visited a saint for asking tips on how to control ego.
Girl: Baba once you said that ego is biggest sin. But every time I see
my face in mirror, I feel very egoistic.
Baba: don’t worry that is not ego it is simply
called “misunderstanding”.
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Girl (Patient): Doctor please call my boyfriend inside here
Doctor: Please be rest assured, I am a law abiding person with very good
track record
Girl: You are getting me wrong Doctor. Actually
your nurse is alone outside and my boyfriend is not that clean at all
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What is marriage?
Marriage is a world where two people tries to
solve problems which were never there and could have easily avoided without
getting married
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Nepali Jokes Shayari, SMS
Boy: Aaj Godabari Park tir jaau hai…
Girl: Bho..janna…Timi le je payo tehi ta gardai nau ni ?
Boy: Promise kehi gardina k !!!
Girl: Bho…tyaso bhaye kina janu paryo ta..!!
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